leenfunk ([info]leenfunk) wrote,
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5 urges I've fought today:
1. Grabbing the ciggerette out of a girls mouth, shouting rubble rubble and running away.
2. Leaning closely to a fellow computer labber sniffing and murmuring, "hmmm. orange juice."
3. Throwing an overpriced day planner onto the floor of the book store and yelling "who do you think you are?!"
4. fiercely kicking a booth set up in the middle of campus and just pointing aggressively at the person who sat there.
5. Politely refusing the mini scripture offered to me by the gentleman in the nice suit saying, no I have many bibles, all much larger than yours.

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[info]drunkenvaquero

September 14 2005, 21:43:27 UTC 6 years ago

The best thing about this is imagining you laughing maniacally after thinking of this shit, and now these people think you're nuttier than all get out. I also think that you should squelch four out of these five urges daily, but not all five. (Preferrably not the rubble rubble cigarette thievery, because that's fuckin' hilarious.)
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